Eternal Optimist | Ethiopian Medium-Light Coffee

☕ Eternal Optimist

Even the grave can’t hold back this kind of cheer. Brewed for the undead optimist, this roast hums with notes of milk chocolate, caramel, and fruit—proof that the afterlife has flavor. Sip, smile, and embrace your doom one warm cup at a time.

💀 Why You’ll Love It

• Bright Beyond the Grave: A medium-light roast that’s smooth, lively, and dangerously drinkable.
• Ethiopian Elegance: Naturally processed beans bursting with milk chocolate, caramel, and fruity notes.
• Optimist’s Elixir: Ideal for those who laugh in the face of mortality—and Mondays.

☕ Tasting Profile

• Roast: Medium-Light
  
• Flavor Notes: Milk chocolate, caramel, fruity brightness
  
• Body: Silky and balanced with a clean finish

🌍 Origin Details

• Grower: Smallholder farmers from the Sidama Zone
  
• Variety: Indigenous Heirloom Cultivars
  
• Region: Sidama Zone, Ethiopia
  
• Altitude: 1700–1900 M
  
• Soil Type: Nitisols
  
• Process: Full natural, hand-sorted, and dried on raised beds

⚡ Product Details

• Available As: Whole bean or ground
• Bag Size: 12 oz
• Roast Level: Medium-Light
• Freshly roasted and sealed to preserve your resurrection energy